Qualified showroom appointments, every week. We build the system that books them.
BiffBosh runs your entire marketing and appointment-setting system. We find your leads, qualify them to your standards and book them straight into your calendar. You just show up and close.
Full marketing takeover in under 30 days.
Otis walks through exactly what we build, how the call centre works, and what your first 90 days look like.
Our guarantee — if we don't hit your lead and appointment targets in 90 days, we keep working for free until we do.
Most showroom diaries are built on hope.
Hope that word of mouth keeps coming. Hope that this month beats last month. That's not a growth strategy, and deep down you already know it.
Shared leads are a race to the bottom.
- Lead-gen sites sell the same enquiry to four or five showrooms at once.
- You're competing on price before you've even said hello.
- Tyre-kickers, no-shows and wasted design consultations.
Chasing leads burns your best people.
- Your designers should be designing, not calling, texting and chasing.
- An enquiry that isn't called back within minutes goes cold.
- Without a follow-up system, most leads never book.
Without a system, footfall is a guess.
- Feast one month, famine the next. You can't plan or hire around that.
- No reliable way to forecast revenue when leads are unpredictable.
- Growth is near impossible without a repeatable system underneath you.
We take over your marketing. You close the appointments we set.
From generating leads and booking appointments to running your entire online presence. We take care of all of it. You close deals and deliver a good service.
Paid Ads, End-to-End
Meta, Google and YouTube. We write, shoot and optimise. You get inbound bathroom enquiries daily.
Dedicated Call Centre
Our reps call every lead in under 2 minutes, qualify them to your standards and set appointments straight into your calendar.
Follow-Ups & Nurture
SMS, WhatsApp and email sequences run 24/7. Every lead that doesn't book on the first call keeps getting worked until they do.
Fractional CMO Oversight
Weekly strategy, monthly reporting and a dedicated account manager. You stop thinking about marketing.
We've run this for 50+ kitchen and bathroom companies.
The ones who stay with us stop worrying about where their next customer is coming from.
That's the whole point.
Real showrooms. Real results.
Hear it from the owners, in their own words.
These are live campaigns and real results from showrooms we work with day to day.
Here's exactly what working with BiffBosh looks like.
From audit to autopilot in under 30 days. You'll know exactly what's happening and when, without having to chase us.
We audit and plan.
Week 1
We audit your current marketing, lead flow, follow-up and sales process, then deliver a custom 90-day growth plan with exact targets.
We build your engine.
Weeks 2 to 3
Ads launched, CRM and automations built, call centre onboarded, website optimised. Everything ready to run.
We run everything.
Week 4 onwards
Every channel, every call, every follow-up. Weekly strategy calls and a live dashboard. Your team stays focused on the showroom, not the marketing.
Appointments land in your diary.
Ongoing
Homeowners with a budget, a timeline and a confirmed slot. You show up. We make sure there's always someone worth showing up for.
Most showrooms see booked appointments within the first two to three weeks. The system sharpens from there.
We don't just run ads.We run the whole machine.
Every tool in our stack is there because it earns its place. Years of learning what works for showrooms, what doesn’t, and how to connect it all into a system that fills a diary.
Paid Media
Creative, targeting and daily optimisation across the three channels that reach homeowners planning a bathroom.
Call Centre & Booking
Every lead called within minutes, qualified to your standards and booked straight into your calendar.
CRM & Automation
Pipeline tracking, lead handoff, follow-up sequences and confirmations, all connected and running.
Reporting & Attribution
Every lead, appointment and pound tracked back to the ad that produced it.
Seven connected stages. One full diary.
This is the engine behind every showroom we work with. Each stage feeds the next to create a consistent, predictable flow of qualified appointments.
Audit
We audit your current marketing, lead flow, follow-up and sales process, then set the exact targets for your first 90 days.
90-DAY GROWTH PLAN
Other agencies vs. BiffBosh Media.
Status quo
- Shared, low-quality leads sold to four or five bathroom showrooms
- You do all the calling, qualifying and chasing
- Fixed monthly retainer with no accountability
- Generic marketing, no home-service expertise
- You still run your CRM, follow-ups and reporting yourself
BiffBosh Media
- Exclusive leads — yours alone, never resold
- Our call centre qualifies every lead and books appointments into your calendar
- Performance guarantee, plus weekly reporting and strategy calls
- Eight years and 50+ kitchen and bathroom companies scaled
- We run your ads, call centre, follow-ups, website and SEO end to end
The people who actually run your marketing.
When you hire us, this is the team that shows up for you every week. No outsourced middlemen, no rotating account managers.
Media Buyer
Ben
Runs Meta ads. Daily optimisation.
Client Success Lead
David H.
Onboarding, weekly check-ins, strategy, reporting.
Appointments Manager Lead
Garlene
Manages our call centre that calls, nurtures and qualifies all leads for you.
Tech / Backend
Henry D.
Tracking, reporting, automations, integrations.
Creative / Video
Editing Team
Ad creative shoots, video cuts, image assets.
Plus a growing bench of specialists as we scale with you.
Calculate your bathroom ad ROI.
A real-time estimate of the revenue your ad spend could generate. Numbers based on UK market averages and your own inputs.
An estimate, not a promise. Built from UK market averages and your own inputs.
Get these numbers for realSome of the showrooms we're proud to work alongside.
Ready to stop running your marketing yourself?
Book a free audit. We'll show you exactly what's leaking revenue and how we'd plug it. No pitch. Just a real conversation.
No commitment. If we're not the right fit, we'll tell you.
THE SHOWROOM PLAYBOOK
Marketing plays that actually work for bathroom showrooms. One email every two weeks: real ad creatives, real funnels, real numbers from real clients. No fluff.